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Detroit Lions

This just goes to show the intelligence of their coaching staff, and why the Lions are terrible...

From the Detroit Free Press

A Lions assistant coach was arrested twice in the last two weeks, charged with driving drunk in one incident and with indecent and obscene conduct in the other, the Free Press has learned.

In the latter incident, a Dearborn police ticket describes the coach as "driving on public street without any clothes on. (NUDE)."

Read the full story here and here.

Public Nudity

I think I would have a problem living in a town that allowed this.

BRATTLEBORO, Vermont (AP) -- Public nudity isn't new to this bastion of bohemia, but it usually bares itself in more subtle places than the downtown parking lot.

This summer, a group of teenagers has disrobed near restaurants, bookstores and the town's many galleries, igniting a debate about whether Brattleboro should ban a practice long tolerated until now.

Vermont has no state laws against public nudity, but communities can write their own bans. At least eight cities and towns have anti-nudity ordinances, according to the Vermont League of Cities and Towns.

Drunk Groom

This would put a damper on your wedding night, so keep an eye on me please!

A West Brookfield groom was arrested at his own wedding reception Sunday on five charges, including assaulting a police officer.