Pipes Network Clog Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives.

This guy has issues

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - A man who apparently severed his penis in an attempt to convince his wife that he was faithful to her was recovering after surgery to reattach the organ at a northern Malaysian hospital, a news report said Tuesday.

LIke his wife will want him now that he's proved he's an idiot.

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I don't know

I haven't complained on here in a while, so I figured I'm about due. School sucks. Actually I don't mind school except for the whole homework and projects part. I don't know why, but this summer term so far has just seemed stressful, and I can't get myself to stop thinking about it......ever. Its done in just over a month, which would seemingly be some comfort, but its not. I then have 2 months off, and the whole time I'll be dreading having to start again in the fall, even if it is only one class. I feel like I'm getting stressed and uptight back to the point I used to be in undergrad (which for those who knew me, was kind of scary at times). Even working out isn't much of a stress relief anymore. I don't know what my problem is, but I have to figure something out, or I'm going to go nuts (and probably drive everyone around me insane too).

Feeling overweight? Read This

If you were feeling overweight, you should feel better after reading this clip:

Manuel Uribe sits on his bed at home in Monterrey, Mexico in a January 17, 2006 file photo. Uribe, who at 550 kilograms (1,212 pounds) is possibly the heaviest person in the world, hopes to travel to Italy for a life-saving operation to shed weight. REUTERS/Luis Reyes

Check out the link below for a picture.
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Only #7?

A study was recently released which ranked Cities by their "Road Rage Episodes". I would have guessed Detroit would be closer to the top, but its only #7. People here drive like idiots, I would hate to see what it is like in Miami.

1. Miami

2. Phoenix

3. New York

4. Los Angeles

5. Boston

6. Washington/Baltimore

7. Detroit

8. San Diego

9. Houston

10. Philadelphia

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Tacos

The name of a new restaurant in Scottsdale is stirring up some trouble. The Las Vegas-based Pink Taco Mexican Restaurant is scheduled to open its second location in downtown Scottsdale in June.

If you don't know what they're talking about, watch the movie "Van Wilder".

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Robbing the cradle

To me (especially at my age) 7-10 years seems like a huge age difference. Apparently age doesn't matter to some people though:

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) -- A 33-year-old man in northern Malaysia has married a 104-year-old woman, saying mutual respect and friendship had turned to love, a news report said Tuesday.

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I wonder what their wedding night was like?

Vacation

Well my "vacation" (from school at least) is quickly coming to an end. Its already Thursday, which means only a couple more days until school starts again. Only 8 weeks this time though, then 2 months off, so thats some motivation.

At least its good to know what I'm going to school for is a good field for now (#3 & 4 among 10 hottest jobs , and #1 best job in America).

Dang Lake County People... ;-)

Times Staff Report

CROWN POINT | A Highland man, who claims to have mailed boxes of "cat poop sandwiches" to Lake County courts Monday to protest a small claims case, has locked himself in his home in anticipation of being arrested.

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Some people are just weird.

I Pity the Fool

Mr. T is back

NEW YORK -- If Dr. Phil can dispense advice, why not Mr. T?

The TV Land network announced Tuesday that it will start "I Pity the Fool," a series where "The A-Team" star travels across the country dispensing inspiration and advice.

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Say no to "IU"

This is just another reason to not go to Indiana University:

BLOOMINGTON, Indiana (AP) -- A diner found a piece of human flesh on his hamburger shortly after a restaurant worker accidentally cut his finger, and a spokeswoman said the company was "very, very sorry."

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May 1?

How the heck is it May 1st already? This year is flying by, the wedding is going to be here before I even realize it.

I have this entire week off of school, so maybe I'll finally get around to doing a few things I've been wanting to work on (but more likely I'll get to sit around and relax instead, which is also nice). What I really need to do is get my software blog up that I started 3 or 4 months ago and haven't touched since. Maybe some day...